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Easily amused and usually confused.

Champagne my arse #freedrinks

#mallorca #spunkyeyebrows #danielscorner

White nails are fit #holidayprep

Oooh its hot in Mallorca #getmebrown

First time donating blood #warwound #gooddeed

(Source: umhols, via let-usd4nce)

(Source: buttsandbarbells, via let-usd4nce)

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

(via jellybellylelly)

My eyebrows look so fucked up after letting another HD Stylist do them.